Remember how we recently found out that Hilary Duff was sniffing around for dudes on Tinder? It turns out she might be trying to get more than just no-strings-attached dick out of it. According to TMZ, Hilary (who is starting to look like Lizzie McGuire in lazy Mrs. Slocombe drag, if I’m being totally honest with myself) is going to tape all her Tinder dates and is hoping to turn them into a reality show.
So far, Hilary has only been on one date (they went bowling) and a “source with direct knowledge” tells TMZ there were cameras there recording the whole thing. They claim that once Hilary has enough footage, she’ll try to sell it as a reality show about her new life as a recent divorcée. And if that doesn’t work, she could always rent a bus, fill it with 5 dudes, and pitch it to MTV as a Next reboot. I would 100% watch that.
First dates with someone you meet online are the worst. I would rather eat a sock filled with lukewarm poo than go on a first date, let alone bring a film crew with me so I can film it and have everyone I know watch it later. Who wants to watch two people who met online awkwardly say “Um…so…” over plates of nacho spring rolls and $12 drinks for two hours while they subtly try to scan their phone for other users in their area?
Besides, the only thing that can save a first date is when one person suggests you go back to their place and “watch Netflix or something” (aka drunk hump on the couch), but I don’t think we’ll be lucky enough to see that part on Hilary’s reality show.