The fight of the century (aka Pepaw Ali vs. Bear) already happened, but for some reason people are freaking out about that Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao fight this weekend. You know, whenever I see “Mayweather vs. Pacquiao,” I read it as Antoine Merriweather vs. La Pequeña. Now THAT is a tussle I want to see.
Both Mayweather and Pacquiao will make millions upon millions of dollars from their big fight even if they lose. If I was either of them, I’d drop to the floor and scream “MERCY” as soon as that round 1 bell rang. Then I’d collect my check and spend the rest of the night buying W.H.J (weed, hustlers and jerky). Floyd Mayweather told reporters that he’s going to make $200 million from the fight and if you add that to his $280 million fortune (that number from the extremely reliable CelebrityNetWorth.com), he’ll be worth almost half a billion dollars. But according to his money people, none of that cash is going to free Suge Knight.
On Thursday, Suge pleaded not guilty to murder and attempted murder for running over two men in a restaurant parking lot earlier this year. A judge declared that his jury trial will start on July 7th. The judge refused to lower Suge’s bail amount again. It was originally set at $25 million, but was reduced to $10 million.
Suge’s lawyer Matthew Fletcher bragged to The Los Angeles Times about how Floyd Mayweather has promised to pay the $10 million bail if he wins on Saturday night. Matthew Fletcher dribbled out this stream of eye roll fuel:
“They’re good friends. That’s one of his wealthiest friends. Suge said, ‘Man, I was really going to pull for him to win, but now I’m going to have to pray for him to win.”
You can add “a severe case of delusion” to the long-list of ailments that Suge suffers from, because Floyd Mayweather’s people tell TMZ that a trick is telling lies. A source in Floyd’s team says that they were friends a while ago, but they haven’t talked in years. Floyd isn’t bailing him out. The five-time convicted lady beater probably figures that he may need that money in the future to pay his lawyers when he fucks up again.
You know Suge’s lawyer is going to use this during the trial. Matthew Fletcher will tell the court that Suge thought Floyd was going to bail him out, because that’s what the voices in his head told him! And he dramatically collapsed in the court room, because he’s knocked up. So how can the jury send a schizophrenic, pregnant, blind man to prison?! Suge Knight is the Roxie Hart of former rap moguls.