Night Crumbs

April 30, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s a magical day, because the real elusive chanteuse Janet Jackson was actually seen out in public with her billionaire husband at some Armani shit in Milan. It’s like looking at a unicorn or John Travolta’s bald head or anything else you hardly ever see  – Lainey Gossip 

If you’ve ever woken up in the middle of the night and wondered what Kristen Wiig’s chocha shrub looks like under the lights of a casino, she heard your question and answered it – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Dame St. Angie Jolie is supposedly pissed about Brad Pitt’s weed-induced naked hot tub parties, but I don’t think she’d be pissed about that. She’d probably be relieved because it means he’s bathing every now and again – Celebitchy

Kim Richards’ rehab stay is going well and of course I mean the opposite of that – Reality Tea

Those kinky bitches Kristen Wiig and Jimmy Fallon got into some Game of Thrones role playing last night – Towleroad

Somebody really needs to set up the two vagina lady with the two dicks guy from Reddit – Jezebel

Zoe Kravitz brought her nipples out for Flaunt Magazine – (NSFW) WWTDD

Gisele Bundchen brought her nipples out for Vogue Brazil – (NSFWish) Egotastic!

The Fifty Shades Darker teaser trailer looks like a commercial for a drugstore cologne inspired by Eyes Wide Shut Pajiba

Every single actor alive is in some Marvel shit, so why not Ryan Phillippe too? – The Superficial 

It feels like it’s been FOREVER (it’s probably been like 5 minutes) since I’ve seen Hilary Duff walk into some building, so finally the “Hilary Duff walking into some building” drought is over – Popoholic

If these half-naked chefs are taking requests, I’d like a serving of uncooked salchicha from all of them, please and thank you – The Berry 

In “I wanna be the meat in that sandwich” news, here’s a topless Zac Efron and a topless Robert De NiroJust Jared

Emma Stone carried a bag with her ex-dude’s name on it. What does it all mean?! – Popsugar

Is Will Smith on the set of Suicide Squad or the remake of Truck Turner? – HuffPo

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