Hot Slut Of The Day!

Pecan The Nut, the highly talented and beyond intelligent pussy whose human has trained him to ring a bell for a treat.

I’ve seen video after video of dog friends ringing dat bell for a treat (including this one which still warms the dead, shriveled, empty veins in the mound of cold shit I call a heart), but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a video of a cat doing that. I thought that when a cat wanted a treat, it just jumped on its human’s face and scratched that trick’s eyeballs out until they emptied the entire bag of nom noms on the floor. But Pecan The Nut’s human has trained him to politely and delicately ring a bell like the refined dignitary he is. Below is two and a half thrilling minutes of Pecan The Nut patiently ringing a bell like he’s at a dry cleaning place and he does it while wearing an Eddie Bauer outlet shirt from 1996.

Something tells me that Pecan The Nut’s owner is going to be ringing a different kind of bell in the hospital after he gets revenge on them for making him wear that shirt on camera.

And now that I think about it, did Pecan The Nut’s human train him to ask for a treat by ringing a bell or did Pecan The Nut train his human to give him a damn treat every time he rings a bell? The second one. Definitely the second one.

via Laughing Squid (Thanks Kate)