And Now For The Dramatic Instagram Fight Between Demi Lovato And The Artist Responsible For Her “Vagina Tattoo”
For those of you staring at Demi Lovato’s body like it’s a Magic Eye picture and wondering if you’ll ever see the vagina, take a look at her left wrist. Technically, that wrinkly pair of pink lips is supposed to be a tattoo of a kiss, and it’s something Demi got back in her not-sober days. Eventually Demi realized she had what looked like a gaping pussy permanently drawn on her body, and she finally decided to get it covered up a couple weeks ago. Demi posted a picture of a black and white rose where her pussy-looking tattoo used to be to Instagram with the caption:
“Thank you SO MUCH to my brother @GEESPOTAT2…It looks beaaauutiful and I LOVE it!! #RIPvaginatattoo #kidsdontdodrugs”
Of course, it was only a matter of time before the tattoo artist responsible for Demi’s snatch stamp, Ashley McMullen, showed up and responded to the giant passive aggressive dump Demi took on her work by dragging her on Instagram.
I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I love that she called her a “goon“. On the other hand, I CAN’T with that stupid shruggy-shoulders whatever smiley face thing. Why is it the cockiest shit disturbers always end their rants with a casual “whatever” or “I’m just sayin“? Own your emotions!
Demi is no stranger to the library, so once she saw Ashley was running her mouth, she stomped off to Twitlonger (something that will never not sound like DIY vagina-lengthening kit to me), opened a book, and read a bitch to filth. Demi has since deleted everything she hissed at Ashley, but thankfully UsWeekly got a copy before she did. It’s both long and delicious, so find your favorite cozy corner, grab a box of wine, dim the lights, and enjoy this moment.
“Dear Ashley McMullen, I wasn’t going to acknowledge your bitter Instagram comments but since your side of the story has picked up some headlines, I would like to share my thoughts and send you a proper apology.
First, I would like to say I’m really sorry I don’t remember you or getting tattooed by you, but as you know I was fucked up and sometimes people act like ‘#turds’ when they’re loaded. Second, I apologize for my ‘#peepeetoiletseat’… That wasn’t on purpose, I was simply a drunken teenage girl. Lastly, I apologize for making fun of your work.. But… if I were you, I wouldn’t claim that one because it looked more like an open vagina (or even a butt hole as my 8 year old little sister called it at the time.)
I also wouldn’t be admitting to the fact that you tattooed a very intoxicated 18 year old on a tour bus without the proper judgement that most legit tattoo artists have of saying ‘Hmm… This underage kid is wasted, maybe I shouldn’t permanently ink a hot pink kiss mark on this girl’s wrist….? Oh well… Fuck it, she’s famous. I can’t blame you for getting the tattoo, I take full responsibility for that but if the issue here is you wanting credit, maybe next time you should wait for the person to get your tattoo sober so they would actually remember getting the tattoo in the first place, or perhaps you could’ve thought about all of this as a blessing that I forgot everything about you – that was until you outed yourself for the now internationally infamous ‘vagina tattoo.’ But you’re right, I should give credit where credit is due, and you Ashley, surely deserve credit for this one. #justputitonmytab.”
All of this over a kissy lips tattoo that looked like a vagina! I bet that vagina tattoo is probably laughing its ass off from Tattoo Hell.
Now that everyone knows Ashley is the person responsible for Demi’s unintentional “vagina tattoo“, she really might as well make the most of it. She could start marketing herself as the Georgia O’Keeffe of the tattoo world; come in for a tattoo of whatever, leave with a tattoo that makes people ask “Is that a vagina?” I’m sure there’s a market for that sort of thing.