Open Post: Hosted By The Chocolate City Trailer

April 29, 2015 / Posted by:

The Chocolate City trailer is here to tap at your genitals and who cares if it’s the Lady Gaga to Magic Mike’s Madonna. This is the black Magic Mike and the makers of it pretty much did a copy + paste job. It’s about a broke dude (played by Robert Ri’chard) who is sick of being broke and starts thrusting his dick for quick cash after meeting the owner of a strip club. Other stuff happens after that, but nobody cares about the plot! There’s more important stuff to care about like man nipples, a half-naked Tyson Beckford, man nipples, bouncing asses, man nipples, the return of Carmen Electra, man nipples and Vivica Fox!

This cinematic panty cream-inducer comes out later next month in theaters and On Demand. It’s a good thing it hits On Demand as the same day it hits theaters. It’s really annoying when a movie theater manager comes up to you in the back row and asks you to stop fapping because people have complained about the squishy noises and smell. It really ruins the mood.

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