Last February, Rosie O’Donnell let it be known that she’s taking a Magic Eraser to her life by dropping her job and her latest wife. For some reason I didn’t think her divorce would get that messy. But it’s getting a little messy.
Page Six says that Rosie O’s estranged wife of almost 3 years Michelle Rounds wants sole custody of their 2-year-old daughter Dakota. Michelle’s lawyer has already filed papers and told Page Six that Michelle believes that Dakota is better off with her. SHOTS FIRED!
“My client Michelle Rounds has decided to start proceedings for sole custody of their daughter Dakota, since it is unequivocally in their child’s best interest and general welfare.”
They signed a prenup before they got married and their divorce was going fine until Michelle played this card. Rosie O’s rep has already slapped a trick back. Her rep said that Michelle is just using their child for her “own gain.” A “source” also told TMZ that Michelle is obviously trying to milk more cash out of Rosie. The source also fired back at Michelle hard by saying that she “can’t even raise a dog … she’s given multiple dogs away.” MESS! And on the big day at SCOTUS of all days.
If Michelle really wants to get “butt sex after Taco Bell” messy, she should take a few tips from Tammy Lynn Michaels on how to bring the lesbian divorce drama in heavy doses. Michelle needs to get herself a Blogspot and write 10,000 word haikus about how she’s so poor she has to eat dirt sandwiches and how her heart broke when she found Rosie’s box of new dicks. That’s how you do it. Actually, now that I think about it, Michelle doesn’t have to do any of that. If she really wants full custody of Dakota and the bigger child support check that goes along with it, she should give the judge a picture of Rosie in rubber demon shoes known as CROCs and argue that no young human should be tortured by the daily sight of CROCs. Judgement in favor of the woman that kind of looks like Marcia Cross!