Night Crumbs

April 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Robert Downey Jr. travels with an army of bodyguards that’s even bigger than his ego, which sort of makes sense since he cacas money. RDJ’s ass is a Brink’s truck is what I’m trying to say  – Lainey Gossip

Alice Eve (aka the one who did a scene in her panties in Star Trek: Into The Darkness) went all, “WE HAVE IT HARDER,” when talking about Bruce Jenner’s transition – Celebitchy

And the Emmy goes to…. every single person involved in Kenya Moore’s Life Twirls OnReality Tea 

Why do I suddenly have the image of Glamberace getting tag teamed by Kevin Spacey and John Travolta? – Towleroad

So here’s Kelly Bensimon’s jelly bean nipple if that’s what you need to see today – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

I wish I could see Hilary Duff’s face when she strolls into the restaurant and sees that her Tinder date is actually Aaron CarterThe Superficial 

I’m not lying when I say that ScarJo’s dress was definitely my abuelita’s “summer” bedspread in a past life – Popoholic

Jake Gyllenhaal was in a boy band called Holeshot. HOLESHOT. That sounds like the name a glory hole/shooting range – Pajiba

These dogs should star in a reboot of BaywatchHollywood Tuna 

PETA finally does something right and puts Tom Hardy and a dog friend in an ad together – Jezebel

Taylor Swift spends a little quality time with her vocal coaches – The Berry 

RED, WHITE AND BLAINE WAS ROBBED! (I say that every time the Tony nominations come out) – HuffPo

Unless Duchess Kate gave birth in that Range Rover, the royal baby is still hanging out in her royal womb – Popsugar

Zac Efron should definitely keep this look – ICYDK

And I bet after Robert DeNiro pulled his thumb out of Zac Efron’s b-hole, he smelled it and it smelled like strawberry Lip Smackers and hummingbird juice  – Just Jared

Katy Perry put on her fartin’ mask to go to Taco Bell in Tokyo – SOW

May every tambourine never jingle again, because Tracy Partridge has gone off to heaven – Boy Culture

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