Night Crumbs
Robert Downey Jr. travels with an army of bodyguards that’s even bigger than his ego, which sort of makes sense since he cacas money. RDJ’s ass is a Brink’s truck is what I’m trying to say – Lainey Gossip
Alice Eve (aka the one who did a scene in her panties in Star Trek: Into The Darkness) went all, “WE HAVE IT HARDER,” when talking about Bruce Jenner’s transition – Celebitchy
And the Emmy goes to…. every single person involved in Kenya Moore’s Life Twirls On – Reality Tea
Why do I suddenly have the image of Glamberace getting tag teamed by Kevin Spacey and John Travolta? – Towleroad
So here’s Kelly Bensimon’s jelly bean nipple if that’s what you need to see today – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather
I wish I could see Hilary Duff’s face when she strolls into the restaurant and sees that her Tinder date is actually Aaron Carter – The Superficial
I’m not lying when I say that ScarJo’s dress was definitely my abuelita’s “summer” bedspread in a past life – Popoholic
Jake Gyllenhaal was in a boy band called Holeshot. HOLESHOT. That sounds like the name a glory hole/shooting range – Pajiba
These dogs should star in a reboot of Baywatch – Hollywood Tuna
PETA finally does something right and puts Tom Hardy and a dog friend in an ad together – Jezebel
Taylor Swift spends a little quality time with her vocal coaches – The Berry
RED, WHITE AND BLAINE WAS ROBBED! (I say that every time the Tony nominations come out) – HuffPo
Unless Duchess Kate gave birth in that Range Rover, the royal baby is still hanging out in her royal womb – Popsugar
Zac Efron should definitely keep this look – ICYDK
And I bet after Robert DeNiro pulled his thumb out of Zac Efron’s b-hole, he smelled it and it smelled like strawberry Lip Smackers and hummingbird juice – Just Jared
Katy Perry put on her fartin’ mask to go to Taco Bell in Tokyo – SOW
May every tambourine never jingle again, because Tracy Partridge has gone off to heaven – Boy Culture