Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Wanksy, my new favorite British artiste who has been painting short white dicks on the streets in Bury, Greater Manchester because he wants the city to finally fill the potholes.

A mysterious artiste who is going by the name Wanksy is sick and tired of the town of Bury doing nothing about potholes so he’s been drawing a picture of one of my favorite things around them, because he knows that the council will THINK OF THE CHILDREN and cover them up. Some artistes who aren’t as creative and imaginative as Wanksky would paint a pussy or an asshole around that pothole, but Wanksy is an original visionary so he paints dicks complete with peen slits (and sometimes a jizz load!). Although, he really did miss an opportunity and should’ve made that cut white dick look like it’s fucking and filling that pothole.

Of course the city council wants him to stop, because they think it’s obscene and not something children should see. Oh please, the children probably look at those works of street art and say, “Amateur! The peens I spray paint onto the bathroom wall after smoking crack during lunch look better than that!” Wansky said this to the BBC:

“They [potholes] don’t get filled. They’ll be there for months.. People will drive over the same pothole and forget about it. Suddenly you draw something amusing around it, everyone sees it and it either gets reported or fixed.

It’s not an actual photograph of an anatomical part, it’s a drawing, it’s artwork. The naked body is a thing artists have painted for years. There are sculptures that don’t wear clothes. It’s artistic expressions. To be offended by that, you must be very prudish.”

Wansky says that he uses road marking paint and not spray paint so his circumcised peen sketches wash away after a week or two. But the dick-shaming city council still wants him to stop and says that his masterpeen drawings aren’t getting potholes filled faster. His peen paintings are wasting “valuable time and resources.” The good news is that the city doesn’t completely cover Wanksy’s work. They let this cumming peen head still be great:

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Wanksy is truly doing good work. He’s trying to get those potholes filled and he’s making the streets a much more gorgeous place in the meantime. But if he did that where I’d live, he’d be wasting his time. Because as soon he drew a white dick on the street, my desperate, hard-up, dick-hungry ass would lick and scoot up that white paint real quick.

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