Night Crumbs
Dame St. Angie Jolie, James Haven (with his hypnotizing STAINS eyes covered) and Maddox strolled through LAX yesterday. Every time I see Maddox looking more grown than the last time I saw him, a white hair grows in my ear – Lainey Gossip
Kim Richards is probably putting all the blame on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for her arrest and her fall off the wagon – Reality Tea
Brian Williams is a human fountain of lies, reportedly – Celebitchy
Gisele Bundchen’s ass cheek and side chichi are on Vogue Brazil – Drunken Stepfather
RiRi is wearing a bikini and what looks like a chiffon diaper – The Superficial
Stephen Hawking has finally stopped blabbing about black holes and other unimportant shit and is sharing his thoughts on issues that really matter – Towleroad
How many green June Bugs died to make Olivia Culpo’s dress? – Hollywood Tuna
BREAKING: Kate Upton has acne – Popoholic
Some Grey’s Anatomy fans are demanding the return of McDreamy. Those crazies may be on to something. I’ll totally start watching Grey’s if zombie McDreamy rises from the dead and eats everyone – Jezebel
Baby seeing a dandelion for the first time = me watching anything on TV while seriously stoned – The Berry
The world is a little bit less glamorous today, because Jayne Meadows has gone up to heaven – The Wrap
It’s very sad that Mila Kunis is out there freely attending music festivals. That shameless chicken thief should be in prison – Popsugar
Ariana Grande Latte’s crazy pumpkin-giving stalker is still crazy and still at it – ICYDK
This Magic Mike poster starring Joe ManJello is sadly lacking a whole lot of bulge. Someone should get fired for this! – Boy Culture
Dave Chapelle pulled a Guns N’ Roses in Detroit – WWTDD
Naya Kardashian takes a knocked up selfie – SOW
Suki Waterhouse might’ve jumped from Bradley Cooper to James Marsden – Just Jared
NOTE: The CAPTION THIS Contest is still hungover from the weekend so it’ll be back tomorrow.
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