Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda Shutting It Down

April 25, 2015 / Posted by:

Jane Fonda shut it down at the Golden Globes. Jane Fonda shut it down at the Grammys. And now here’s Jane Fonda shutting it down at the 101st Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in DC tonight. That’s just what Jane Fonda does. She shuts shit down.

Jane slithered onto the red carpet tonight giving everyone sparkly body and wild Nancy Reagan hair. When Jane put her hand on her hip, hos left and right picked up their coats. When Jane stuck her leg out like that, they told their date to call an Uber and they headed toward the exit, because they know that Jane’s got this. If the Nerd Prom was an actual prom, Jane Fonda would be the cool senior who lets the nerd boys hold her jacket and purse while she smokes a joint behind the gym.

When I first saw that picture of Jane, “Sooner Or Later,” filled my head, because she is delivering some Breathless Mahoney glamour.

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Oh great, now Joe Biden’s going to go up to Jane Fonda and whisper in hear ear, “Hey, Breathless, you want to meet my Dick Tracy?

Pics: Splash, Getty

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