The Olsens Are Shocked That Uncle Jesse Didn’t Tell Them About Fuller House

April 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Yes, that is their “shocked” face. It’s also their “happy” face, their “sad” face, their “scared” face and their “I’m about to turn into black smoke and float up into your head through your nostrils so I can invade your dreams at night” face.

When Fuller House starring KIMMY GIBBLER, DJ Tanner and Stephanie Tanner was officially announced by Netflix on Monday night, the press release said that John Stamos was definitely going to guest star and producers were currently in talks with Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Lori  Loughlin and the Olsens about guest starring.  Well, Netflix may have been lying when they said they were “currently in discussions with the Olsens” and Danny Tanner really needs to sit them down and have a serious talk with them about the dangers of lie-telling. Because Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen claim that they found out about Fuller House the same day as everyone else and nobody from the cast has talked to them about it. WWD asked them if they were doing Fuller House and they said they’re going to get Bob Saget’s advice first.

“We just found out about it today,” said Mary-Kate, during an interview late Tuesday. “I guess we’re going to talk to the creators and see what’s happening.”

The sisters said they had no knowledge of the series prior to Stamos spilling the news to Kimmel. “I ran into Bob [Saget] the other day and we didn’t even talk about it,” said Ashley. “I’m shocked I haven’t heard from John [Stamos],” said Mary-Kate. They didn’t rule out participation, but they might check in with their former TV dad first. “I’m going to call [Saget] and get his perspective,” said Ashley.

Lori Loughlin said that she wants to come back, but she, Dave Coulier and Bob Saget don’t have deals yet.

Yes, the Olsens both look like possessed lemurs, but they look like two totally different possessed lemurs. They don’t really look exactly the same anymore, so the producers will have to create a whole new role if they’re both going to be in it. My suggestion is: In the last episode of Fuller House we find out that Michelle Tanner really did have a twin, but the family couldn’t take care of another baby so they gave her to some old lady they met in the woods. Decades later, Michelle Tanner finds out about her long-lost twin and finds her living with a Satanic cult in the forest. They bond and make a plan to get revenge on the Tanner family for tearing them apart. They go back to the house and as they’re in the middle of a Satanic ritual (where they use Mr. Bear as a sacrifice) in the living room, Stephane Tanner runs downstairs and says “How rude!” before the entire place bursts into flames and burns down to the ground. The end. The Olsens don’t even need to spend any time in hair, make-up or wardrobe. They can shoot their scenes in their regular clothes. It’s a win/win for everyone!

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