Or maybe she isn’t dragging the littlest Jenner. Maybe she’s paying homage to the stunningly gorgeous Snickers lady.
By now you’ve probably already shook your head over a piece of our future going Leprechaun 3 on their lips by doing the #KyleJennerChallenge. Teens are taking a shot glass or a small glass , putting it over their mouth and sucking it until their lips get engorged with blood and they look like a bootleg Amanda Lepore on a bad day. Apparently, some of these kids have fucked up their lips so much that they have to go to the hospital. See, this is why I am not the parent of a teen. If I had to stop watching my stories and put down the bottle, because I had to take my teen to the ER and pay a co-pay after they murdered their lips by doing the #KylieJennerChallenge, I’d be pissed. I’d try to shrivel those slug lips by sprinkling salt on them and if that didn’t work, I’d drive them to the bus station, give them $40, tell them to go to New York to work as a Big Ang impersonator and wish them a nice life. Screw that shit. And this may or may not be coming from someone who nearly burned his scalp while trying to bleach his hair with Clorox when he was 13. But I digress…
Yesterday, Blac Chyna yanked at Kylie Jenner’s triple-stuffed lips on Instagram when she posted that picture. She looks like a Jigsaw Real Doll in drag. Tyga’s ex later tried to play it like she wasn’t making fun of her baby father’s 17-year-old girlfriend by posting a picture of the wax lips she wore on Instagram. She’s selling those wax lips on her website.
Please. Blac Chyna knew what she was doing. She better call the back alley plastic surgeon who installed her lumpy couch cushion butt implants, because she’s going to need to have them fixed after Khlozilla bites her ass for making fun of Kylie.
Kylie hasn’t said anything about Blac Chyna shading her, but she did tell the children of the world to stop trying to be her and be themselves:
I’m not here to try & encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look. I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look.
Here I was thinking that most of those dumb ass kids were making fun of her and not trying to actually be her. And shortly after Kylie tweeted that, @BratzDoll tweeted this:
I’m not here to try & encourage Kylie to look like me or to think this is the way she should look. I want to encourage Kylie to be HERSELF & not look like me, because I’m about to call my lawyers since this face is copyrighted.