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April 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Thrifty’s Chocolate Malted Krunch ice cream!

Even reading the name “Chocolate Malted Krunch” makes me unlock my jaw and stick out my tongue like I’m outside and it’s raining vodka. Chocolate Malted Krunch is a chocolate cloud of deliciousness sent to us from heaven. (Side note: In heaven, they have a viral video called “2 girls, 1 cup,” but the cup is filled with delicious Chocolate Malted Krunch.) Thrifty’s was a mostly West Coast drugstore and it was thee fucking drugstore in my town and that had everything to do with its cream.

Thrifty’s had an ice cream place in it and many kids went there after school. The crack of Thrifty’s ice cream flavors was Chocolate Malted Krunch and children would lose their minds over it. Whenever a kid would come out of Thrifty’s with a cone topped with Chocolate Malted Krunch, there was a good chance they’d get shot for their ice cream. I’m being dramatic. They didn’t get shot. They got stabbed. One of the saddest moments of my life was going to Thrifty’s and staring deep into an empty tub of Chocolate Malted Krunch.

Chocolate Malted Krunch is a fluffy chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips and tiny malt balls in it. I’m sure it’s what the b-holes of the angels taste like.

When Thrifty’s got bought by Rite-Aid in the late 90s, they kept the best thing about Thrifty’s: the ice cream. You can still get Chocolate Malted Krunch ice cream. So at some point today, I’m going to go to Rite-Aid, buys dozens of boxes of CMK, come home, dump them all into in my bathtub, get in and eat it all in between tokes. It’s the perfect 4/20 tradition.

Happy 420!

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