Residents of Indio, CA and surrounding cities were warned to keep all of their small pets indoors and that could only mean one thing: Khlozilla is in town!
Khlozilla is at Coochella this weekend to whore out some app (surprisingly, it isn’t an app which tells Sasquatches where the best warthog-hunting grounds around them are) and she threw a party for it yesterday. Her 17-year-old little sister Kylie Jenner showed up wearing I don’t even know what and brought along PedoBear’s latest trainee Tyga. The only thing missing from that picture is Chris Hansen popping up in that doorway to tell all three of these messes to have a seat. The return of To Catch A Predator can’t come soon enough. The only people who can pull off that lingerie catsuit thing that Kylie is wearing are RiRi, Vanity circa 1986 and an extra from Angel.
Kylie once said that she feels like Khlozilla is more of a mother to her than her actual mother Pimp Mama Kris, because she’s more strict.
“She has always been the strictest on me – taking away my cell phone, having my passwords to everything. It made me love and respect her so much because it just showed that she cared. [She’s a] huge mother figure in my life”
Yup, letting her date a grown ass man and walking around like that is the epitome of STRICT! But Kylie isn’t giving PMK enough credit. PMK is strict in her own way. I mean, if PMK was at that party yesterday instead of sucking the life out of her latest victim somewhere, she’d definitely have something to say about Kylie’s outfit:
PMK – Kylie, I am really disappointed with what you’re wearing. Did you not see the outfit I laid out for you on your bed? You should wear that instead.
Kylie – But Kris, there was nothing on my bed except for a pair of heels and a choker.
PMK – Exactly, honey!
And the other Jenner wearing a Megadeath t-shirt is way, way more offensive than Kylie’s outfit.