Bobby Flay Has Been Doing His Assistant For Years, So Says His Wife’s Friend

April 19, 2015 / Posted by:

“But Michael, why did you post a picture of Bobby Flay with his daughter?” – you, probably

When it was announced that Bobby Flay’s marriage to Stephanie March from Law & Order: SVU has turned to roadkill, “sources” said that his forever wandering dick is what ruined their relationship forever. Bobby denied it, but now Page Six is saying that his wandering dick is what ruined his marriage and specifically, his dick wandering into his assistant over and over again is what ruined his marriage. Stephanie March’s friend actress/writer Maia Madison says that 50-year-old Bobby had a three-year-long affair with his assistant 28-year-old Elyse Tirrell (seen with him above). All together now: I didn’t know Bobby’s assistant was the guidance counselor from Glee!

Elyse started working for Bobby in 2008 when she was hired to be the hostess at his restaurant Bar Americain in NYC. She eventually became Bobby’s assistant and Maia says that they eventually started bumping ginger crotch bushes. Maia says that just before Thanksgiving, Stephanie came over her house crying about how Bobby’s been throwing his peen down his assistant’s cooch for 3 years. Maia told Page Six that Elyse always acted weird around Stephanie:

“Elyse had always seemed so nervous when Stephanie came to one of the restaurants, and Stephanie, not knowing what was happening, went out of her way to compliment her and try to make her more comfortable. Elyse had even been to Stephanie’s home when she was there — and when she wasn’t. Now this girl is about to ­become the Monica Lewinsky of the food world.”

I don’t think people care enough about the adventures of Bobby Flay’s throwdown dick to make Elyse the “Monica Lewinsky of the food world.” She won’t even become the “Gennifer Flowers of the food world.”

A rep for the doucheified Howdy Doody doll wouldn’t confirm or deny what Maia Madison said. But the rep did say that this story is obviously being used as ammunition in Stephanie’s fight against Bobby for more money. Stephanie’s lawyer doesn’t think that the prenup she signed 10 years ago should be enforced. Under the prenup, Stephanie gets $5k a month and she wants more.

Bobby’s rep didn’t deny that he’s fucking on his assistant, but his business partner Laurence Kretchmer did deny it and threw a threat at Stephanie while doing so:

“Elyse is a great and valued employee and it is awful to see her dragged into this thing. If she had an affair with Bobby it would have been reported to me. That has never even been suggested, and people like to talk. Have Bobby and Elyse been seen together? Yes, that’s her job. None of this has any basis in reality. As ugly as Stephanie is going to look [when this news comes out], she will look uglier when other things come out.”

Bobby’s partner sounds like an ultra dramatic Real Housewife with that “SHE DOESN’T WANT THE TRUTH TO COME OUT!!” shit.

What could Bobby have on Stephanie? Were Stephanie and Christopher Meloni having an affair and during breaks on SUV they made HD sex tapes in her trailer and all of the sex tapes were shot from her POV so all you see is him and his naked body? Yes, that last sentence is me doing something called “wishful thinking.

Pic: Instagram

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