The Internet is Swatting At Michael Buble For Instagramming A Picture Of A Stranger’s Ass

April 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber’s less-assholey adult contemporary equivalent Michael Bublé (I don’t know if that makes any sense, but they’re both Canadian and give off a strong douche vibe, so it works for me) recently found himself in trouble with the angry fist-shakers of the internet after he posted a picture of some random chick’s ass disguised as a smug-faced selfie to Instagram. Personally, I’m more offended by the fact that he thinks it’s ok to serve up some lazy Uncle Rico realness with that fist-assisted bicep bro pose, but that’s just me.

According to the caption on the picture, it was taken by Bublé’s wife Luisana Lopilato on Monday at someplace in Miami that looks like either the check-in desk of a hotel or a very fancy Taco Bell affiliate I just made up called Taco Chime.

There was something about this photo lu took, that seemed worthy of instagram. #myhumps #babygotback #hungryshorts #onlyinmiami #picoftheday #beautifulbum

The only problem is, some of his 1 million Instagram followers didn’t think it was cute that he was splashing a sneaky picture of that lady’s lower buttcheeks creeping out of her short-shorts all around the internet, and they started hissing at him for it and calling him a creep. Once Bublé realized he couldn’t croon his way out of that mess, he released a sorry-not-sorry statement to UsWeekly:

“I do not court controversy, but I realize that a photo that was meant to be complimentary and lighthearted has turned into a questionable issue. It hurts me deeply that anyone would think that I would disrespect women or be insulting to any human being. I regret that there are people out there who found the photo offensive. That was not and is not my intention. Women are to be celebrated, loved, respected, honored and revered. I’ve spent my life believing that and will continue to do so.”

Michael Bublé is full of Bullshité if he thinks he can play this off as anything other than a “haw haw, look at this butt” pic. If he truly was in awe of Turquoise Shirt’s magnificent ass, then he would have asked permission before he took a picture. Owners of top-shelf asses don’t just give that shit away for free.

Pic: Instagram

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