Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 16, 2015 / Posted by:

This crazy old man in Brazil who doesn’t give a fuck if he takes a person out with his extra long PVC pipe or breaks another car window with his extra long PVC pipe or takes down whole the damn city with his extra long PVC pipe. He is all out of fucks to give, because he spent them all on getting that extra long PVC pipe in his car.

I used to think that my uncle held the title for messiest transporter of stuff when he tied a mini fridge to the roof of his Nissan Maxima and drove that shit a few miles, but this pepaw in Brazil has snatched that title away. Not that he gives a fuck, because he’s too busy not giving a fuck while taking up the whole damn road like he’s king or some shit. There’s really not many details about this video, like when it was filmed or how many children’s head were knocked out by that pipe, but who really cares. The only thing we need to know is that it’s a pepaw and his pipe that looks like the coke straw of Lindsay Lohan’s dreams.

That’s kind of what Jon Hamm looks like when he walks around naked with a boner. Bitches jump out of the way, lamps get knocked over, eyes get poked out, etc…

And I don’t know Portuguese so I don’t know what he says to the dude recording this, but I’m guessing he said, “I don’t have any fucks to give and if I did, I wouldn’t give a fuck over this, bitch!

via Uproxx

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