Afternoon Crumbs
FYI: Brandi Glanville admits that she looks like a demented Madame blow-up doll that’s been filled with soil jelly – Celebitchy
Ryan Gosling dyed his hair black and looks like a white man playing Ricky Ricardo in a community theater production of I Love Lucy – Lainey Gossip
Thank God, because I’ve been wondering why it’s been two long hours since I’ve seen RiRi’s pierced nipple knob – Drunken Stepfather
The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion trailer had me at “That hair is thirsty” – Reality Tea
Panty Creamer of the Day: The trans bodybuilder who is in the running to be on the cover of Men’s Health – Towleroad
If Kanye West really wanted to drop some truth on Time, he’d say, “Every time I say something that’s extremely stupid out loud, it literally breaks brain cells.” – The Superficial
JLo’s ass in that dress looks like a 3D pin art sculpture – Popoholic
The teaser trailer for the teaser trailer for Batman v. Superman is out and those bitches are really slipping, because I can’t believe they didn’t release a teaser trailer for the teaser trailer for the teaser trailer – IDLYITW
You know you’re a hard-up desperate mess when you’re trying to find a peen print while looking at a cartoon Instagram picture of Gaston – The Berry
The director of Monster is directing the Wonder Woman movie. I can’t wait for the scene where Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl #2 slow dance to “Don’t Stop Believin'” on a roller skating rink – Jezebel
The Porn Iguana is Marilyn incarnate! What I mean by that is that she is”Marilyn Manson in bad Jayne Mansfield drag incarnate!” – Hollywood Tuna
Jon Cryer does the Duckie dance with the British Jimmy Fallon – SOW
It looks like Kylie Jenner has just discovered colored contact lenses from Sally’s Beauty – ICYDK
Selena Gomez’s chichis are trying to escape out of that bikini top – Popsugar
Ryan Gosling is probably going to be in the Blade Runner sequel and that’s great and everything, BUT WHAT ABOUT SEAN YOUNG? – Indie Wire
Feel the warm beauty of Terry Crews serenading America’s sweetheart Betty White – Pajiba