Afternoon Crumbs

April 16, 2015 / Posted by:

FYI: Brandi Glanville admits that she looks like a demented Madame blow-up doll that’s been filled with soil jelly – Celebitchy

Ryan Gosling dyed his hair black and looks like a white man playing Ricky Ricardo in a community theater production of I Love LucyLainey Gossip

Thank God, because I’ve been wondering why it’s been two long hours since I’ve seen RiRi’s pierced nipple knob – Drunken Stepfather

The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion trailer had me at “That hair is thirsty”Reality Tea

Panty Creamer of the Day: The trans bodybuilder who is in the running to be on the cover of Men’s Health Towleroad

If Kanye West really wanted to drop some truth on Time, he’d say, “Every time I say something that’s extremely stupid out loud, it literally breaks brain cells.” – The Superficial

JLo’s ass in that dress looks like a 3D pin art sculpture – Popoholic

The teaser trailer for the teaser trailer for Batman v. Superman is out and those bitches are really slipping, because I can’t believe they didn’t release a teaser trailer for the teaser trailer for the teaser trailer – IDLYITW

You know you’re a hard-up desperate mess when you’re trying to find a peen print while looking at a cartoon Instagram picture of GastonThe Berry

The director of Monster is directing the Wonder Woman movie. I can’t wait for the scene where Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl #2 slow dance to “Don’t Stop Believin'” on a roller skating rink – Jezebel

The Porn Iguana is Marilyn incarnate! What I mean by that is  that she is”Marilyn Manson in bad Jayne Mansfield drag incarnate!” – Hollywood Tuna 

Jon Cryer does the Duckie dance with the British Jimmy FallonSOW

It looks like Kylie Jenner has just discovered colored contact lenses from Sally’s Beauty – ICYDK

Selena Gomez’s chichis are trying to escape out of that bikini top – Popsugar

Ryan Gosling is probably going to be in the Blade Runner sequel and that’s great and everything, BUT WHAT ABOUT SEAN YOUNG? – Indie Wire 

Feel the warm beauty of Terry Crews serenading America’s sweetheart Betty WhitePajiba

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