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April 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Pauline, Super Mario’s ex-girlfriend and the damsel-in-distress in Donkey Kong!

Pauline is a video game legend and she should really have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She’s one of the original damsel-in-distresses of the video game world. She made her debut in the Donkey Kong video game in 1981 as the gorgeous 8-bit beauty who had to be saved by the Jumper (aka Mario) after getting snatched by DK.

Since then she’s been in several Donkey Kong and Mario vs. Donkey Kong games. She was Mario’s girlfriend until that fake acting-all-innocent home wrecking slut whore Princess Peach came along. When Pauline made her debut as the OG damsel-in-distress, she was a ginger with a square dick nose and a hand with just one giant fat finger on it. As the years went by, she made regular trips to South America where she got a shit load of plastic surgery. She got full body lipo, leg-lengthening surgery, several nose jobs, iris implants, a tit job, eye-widening surgery, finger implants, ear implants, armpit reconstruction, tattooed eyebrows, eyelash installation surgery, lip implants, a dye job and at least three dozen more surgeries. Pauline looks like this now:

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She went from looking like Rupert Grint in sloppy drag to looking like a more glamorous version of Sofia Vergara. Kim Kartrashian needs to step her plastic pussy up, because she has absolutely nothing on plastic surgery icon Pauline!

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