I know, a more shocking title would’ve been: “This May Or May Not Be A Video Of RiRi Delicately Sipping Tension Tamer Tea While Reading Bible Passages To A Group Of Children At Church On A Sunday Morning.”
The greatest debate since “Is that fugly dress black and blue or white and gold?” hit Twitter today when an Instagram video of RiRi maybe snorting coke was passed around. In the video, RiRi is partying with some friends on what looks like a fancy tour bus and the camera catches her with some kind of straw-looking thing in her hand (SPOILER ALERT: It’s probably a joint) and later shows her squeezing her nose like all RAGING COKEHEADS do. The ESCANDALOSO video is after the cut, but you might not be able to unclutch your fingers from your pearls to press play.
If she was snorting coke, then her dealer must’ve done her wrong by selling her some gross shit, because at the end of the video she looks like a cat dry heaving over a rug. You just want to scream “Bitch, not on the table!” at her before running over to pick her up and carry her outside. RiRi’s friend apparently uploaded this video to SnapChat and it was picked up from there. That’s the sad part. A messy pop star can’t even do drugs without worrying about some hanger-on recording them to get some quick SnapChat fame. A good hanger-on is so hard to find.
RiRi found the coke allegations HIGHLY offensive and went off on Instagram. She also posted another video from that same night of her rolling a blunt.
Okay, but if RiRi doesn’t want people to think she’s a cokehead she shouldn’t write a response that reads like she wrote it while high on coke. I had to plug my nose while reading that, because I could smell her coke breath of RAGE from here.