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April 14, 2015 / Posted by:

More proof that dickmatization is a for real epidemic: Charlize Theron tells Esquire that Sean Penn is “hot” and she said it twice just so we know that she’s gone dick crazy – Lainey Gossip 

Baby Prince George doesn’t know that China is a country, but the good news is that he really doesn’t need to learn geography or much of anything else since he already has it made – Celebitchy

Even Chelsea Handler’s dog is bored with her showing her ass, literally – Drunken Stepfather

But when are we going to find out that Backdoor Farrah’s plastic surgeon mentor Dr. Alvarez is just some dude who printed a fake doctorate degree off of the Internet and is telling her she can earn med school credit through anal and blowjobs? – Reality Tea 

Bill Cosby grossed out Kenan Thompson on the set of Fat Albert The Superficial 

Call me old-fashioned, but I need to talk to Bill Clinton about Hillary Clinton’s strap-on technique before I commit to saying I’d bottom for her – Towleroad

Kate Winslet’s right chichi must be feeling left out and pretty plain because it didn’t get decorated with a bow like the left one – Hollywood Tuna 

Everything from the 90s is new again. Case in point: MTV is bringing back Celebrity Death MatchPajiba

ScarJo looks like she’s wearing a 90s cocktail waitress dress with a black tablecloth taped to the ass – Popoholic

And now here’s a lesson in why it’s not smart to fuck with a pussy – SOW

Jennifer Hudson and the British Jimmy Fallon sing in the car – The Berry  

Please tell me CoCo’s glorious camel toe is the third host – Jezebel

Kylie Jenne, who does her lips like that so that people can talk about her lips, wants people to stop talking about her lips – HuffPo

Are we sure they didn’t use an old promo from Channing Tatum’s Step Up days for the Magic Mike XXL poster? – Boy Culture

Billy Joel’s old ass is still making babies – ICYDK

Anna Kendrick wants to see some Game of Thrones dick – Popsugar

34-year-old Jake Gyllenhaal is playing Seymour opposite 64-year-old Ellen Greene’s Audrey in a concert staging of Little Shop of Horrors. This is some Madonna kissing Drake shit – Just Jared

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