Night Crumbs

April 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Beyonce and Basement Baby’s mom got married to Richard Lawson, the father of Bianca Lawson from Pretty Little Liars (No, I never watched that shit. I’m not a 12-year-old girl! Okay, I watched one or two or three seasons, but that’s it.), on a yacht in Newport Beach, CA this weekend and judging by that picture, their wedding theme was Superman Super Villains of the Future – Lainey Gossip 

Unless Tavern in Brentwood takes food stamps, Goopy Paltrow probably already broke the food stamp challenge – Celebitchy

Kate Upton is in Vogue wearing the visor you wore in the early 80s and yes, you wore it better, bitch – Drunken Stepfather

This is the closest that Kim Kartrashian will get to spending time with her brother – Reality Tea

Darren Criss as Hedwig sort of looks like Amanda Palmer’s homely sister – Towleroad

Um, couldn’t Ryan Reynolds get into his Deadpool costume and chase down that hit-and-run paparazzo? – Jezebel

Emily Ratatouille’s hair was snatched tight at the MTV Movie Awards – The Superficial 

ScarJo dressed up like a cross between Jane Fonda and a Lisa Frank matador at the MTV Movie Awards – Popoholic

I thought Zac Efron and Dave Franco were doing a reenactment of Jon Hamm’s hazing torture session before I realized they were just doing a scene from their movie – OMG Blog 

Olivia Munn is Psylock in X-Men: Apocalypse Pajiba

Behold, a man who has definitely fucked a burger before (but really, who hasn’t?) – Hollywood Tuna 

What in 90s bag lady HELL is FKA Twigs wearing? – Popsugar

Dogs looking stoned: a retrospective – The Berry 

Bobby Flay’s divorce is going smoothly…… – ICYDK

Drake swears that he wasn’t grossed out by Madge’s lips. It was the taste of her lipstick that gave him the barfs. That makes sense since I’m sure her lipstick is made of the ground-up remains of her enemies – Just Jared

Sarah Paul is in American Horror Story: Hotel, because DUH – HuffPo

I will probably play Amy Schumer’sMilk Milk Lemonade” at my wedding, but I’m still a classical music purist who prefers a much more subtle song about turd cutters like Wendy Ho’s “Poop Noodle”  – Boy Culture 

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