Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 11, 2015 / Posted by:

The funnel cake ice cream sandwich!

As a people, we’re running out of diabetes-inducing deep fried sugary deliciousness to fill our bodies with, but thankfully for us, an ice cream shop in Alhambra, CA (SHOUT OUT TO ALHAMBRA!) reached for the deep fried stars and pulled out the funnel cake ice cream sandwich. Time says that Ice Que in Alhambra is only selling these deep fried drops from sugary heaven for three hours on Thursdays and it’s $6.50. It’s two funnel cakes hugging a block of vanilla-mascarpone ice cream and strawberry jam. If hos start punching each other out to get their mouth around one, Ice Que will make them more often. Time thinks that it could be the “cronut” of the summer. I’m not sure about that, but I am sure that I’ll probably make my own Dollar Tree version using microwavable churros, Thrifty’s ice cream and Smucker’s.

I don’t even know how you eat that thing. Yeah, you could eat it with a fork and knife like a fancy person, but who wants to do that? I guess you just open up your mouth hole as wide as you can and make your friend shove it down there. They can use the stick end of a toilet plunger to get it completely down your gulch. It would probably get all kinds of messy if you tried to eat it like a sandwich. It’d be as sloppy as felching a pass-around bottom at the end of an orgy. On that note, I want one NOW! (The funnel cake sandwich, I mean.)

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