Tommy Krångh Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

April 10, 2015 / Posted by:

March’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown was a really close race between Spanish Photoshop artiste Anna Allen, wise philosopher TS Madison and spotlight-stealing Swedish Eurovision sign language interpreter Tommy Krångh. In the end, the Swede won. The ball of lightning who can sign the fuck out of any lyric got 28.69% of the votes. Anna Allen almost snatched his wig the two hairs off of his head, because she got 28.08% of the votes. TS Madison got almost 26% and Kristin, the sole survivor of that pathetic Jeopardy! episode, got 17.31%.

Tommy has already won Eurovision with his eyelash-burning performance, but I’m sure the Hot Slut of the Month title is a much more important achievement to him. (How do you say “sarcasm” in Swedish sign language?)

Tommy now joins Bart the Zombie Cat (who got a new stroller, FYI) and The Don’t Give A Fuck Pussy in the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals. I know, I can’t believe a non-pussy actually won HSOTM. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tommy is really a bunch of overexcited cats in a human costume.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

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