It’s all fun and games until you have to explain the shit-covered dead guy on the ground with his pants around his ankles. – Black Hole Sun
There once was a man in the shitter
Who was busily checking his Twitter
So focused was he
That he didn’t see
He was now at the top of a forklifted – drewbai
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