Night Crumbs

The definition of THIRST is me pressing my eyes against to the screen to try to see Ryan Gosling’s nipples through his slightly see-through t-shirt and jacket. Hook me up to an IV. – Lainey Gossip

David Miscavige won’t let any Scientologists watch Going Clear and every time Tommy Girl turns on the TV or tries to read a newspaper, they distract him by waving a peen at his face – Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan is living the dream as an Instagram tea model – Drunken Stepfather

Boy George is moving to L.A. and doing a reality show – Towleroad

It’s nice to see that Kim Zolciak is hiring Lindsay Lohan to Photoshop her Instagram pictures – Reality Tea 

It’s the end of an era: Pearl River is dying and going off to the great, big beaded mesh slipper in the sky – Jezebel

In case you forgot (because I totally did), Jennifer Love Hewitt is still pregnant – Popoholic

And here’s Selena Gomez doing the sexy “I Haz A Migraine” pose in a white swimsuit – The Superficial 

I don’t know who Katie Nehra is, but I do know that it looks like she’s been attacked by a bunch of snap bracelets – Hollywood Tuna 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! – i09

Borat is somebody’s father again – Popsugar

Mamma Mia! is closing on Broadway and this will come as a shock to the many of you who didn’t know that it was still on Broadway – SOW

Behold, a blurry picture of Jared Leto with green hair and shark eyes – IDLYITW

Kim Kartrashian wore bright red to the Armenian Genocide Memorial because she wanted to make sure everyone could see her past her E! camera crew, entourage, etc… – Just Jared

Blake NotSoLively’s daughter has a lot of godmothers – ICYDK

If you press your ear against the trailer for the Bruce Jenner interview, you can almost hear the sound of Pimp Mama Kris screaming about how she’s not getting a check for that shit – OMG Blog 

I don’t know how this keeps happening, but it’s Waxed Nipples Friday again! – The Berry 

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