Because the music industry is run by the Illuminati and they get off on hearing our blood-curdled screams as our eardrums melt, they paired Iggy Azalea with Brit Brit Spears for a new song called
“Pretty Messy” “Pretty Girls.” The song hasn’t been released yet, but I’m guessing it’ll sort of sound like an auto-tuned chipmunk exorcism in a warehouse full of ponies Riverdancing on Casio keyboards.
Iggy and Brit Brit shot the video in Studio City, CA today and DAMN, it looks like Our Lady of Cheetos told the fake tan painters to paint her like that Jeep. She’s so orange that she looks like an actual Cheeto in “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” drag. They both look like the trashiest cast members of The Real Housewives of Panama City Beach circa 1986. What I’m saying is that they both haven’t looked this sophisticated and glamorous in a long time. You know, that might not even be Brit Brit. There’s a good chance that’s Cheryl Hines as her Suburgatory character.