Night Crumbs

April 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Kelly Taylor got engaged to her hot piece three weeks after her ex-husband got engaged to his hot piece. Is she trying to compete with his ass? Who knows, I doubt it, but I do know that Brenda Walsh better home wreck that shit as punishment for what that heartless bitch Kelly Taylor did to her. (Yes, they’re still their 90210 characters in my head and nobody can tell me otherwise.) – Lainey Gossip 

And there goes Brandi AnalGlandville, queefing up at the mouth again – Reality Tea

January Jones looking about as alive as dehydrated cauliflower in some magazine – Drunken Stepfather

What did Kit Harington say exactly, because I couldn’t hear it over the sound of me screaming, “SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR TOP OFF NOW,” over and over again – Celebitchy

Panty Creamer of the Day: Canadian police officer dyes his hair pink in the name of anti-bullying and now looks like a member of the Jem PD – Towleroad

Every TV trailer came out today, part 1: The True Detective trailer – The Superficial

Every TV trailer came out today, part 2: The Orange is the New Black trailer – Jezebel

Every TV trailer came out today, part 3: The Grace and Frankie trailer – Pajiba

Every TV trailer came out today, part 4: The trailer for the reboot of Models Inc. I WISH. This is really a post about JLo dressed like a gold digging trophy wife at her mafia husband’s funeral – Popoholic

The lady Grizzly Man has been found – Hollywood Tuna

Grab a plate and get some of this bulge buffet – The Berry

Bob Fosse tried to fuck Mariel Hemingway too – HuffPo

Let the Sleeveless Chanteuse serenade you with a tribute song to Paul WalkerPopsugar

In case you missed it, here’s that model who’s pregnant with a six pack – WWTDD

Behold, Laura Jeanne Poon as the world’s most annoying poon – SOW

Kim Kartrashian says that the first thing out of North West’s mouth in the morning is “shoes.” Kummy Kakes is confused. North isn’t saying “shoes.” She’s saying “WHO?” as in “Who are you and where’s my nanny?” – ICYDK

Disney is doing another Haunted Mansion movie starring Ryan Gosling and I fully expect them to call it The Haunted Mansion: Hey Ghoul… Just Jared

And it’s your last chance to vote for Hot Slut of the Month! It’s anyone’s game. Well, anyone except for Kristin. She’s pretty much out of it. Woe is Kristin again. Vote here! 

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