And now here’s something I didn’t know I needed, but now that I know there’s a possibility it can exist in real life I need everyone to stop what they’re doing to make it happen.
LEGO has a site called LEGO Ideas where wannabe LEGO designers submit their ideas for new products and play sets. Yeah, so you now know where to send your idea for LEGO anal beads. If an idea gets at least 10,000 supporters, it goes to a board of designers and marketing people who evaluate it and decide whether or not they’re going to make it and sell it. One genius human named LostSleep built a model for a Golden Girls play set including a LEGO Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, Blanche and Stan. LostSleep also took it new levels of YES by recreating several famous Golden Girls scenes. There’s even a LEGO cheesecake. LEGO my cheesecake.
Would you it be highly melodramatic and just plain stupid to say that this is the greatest artistic accomplishment by a human ever? If you answered yes to that question, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and you’re obviously seething with jealousy, because you wish you would’ve come up with this gift to humanity.
The Golden Girls LEGO set already has 10,000 supporters, so now it’s going to the review phase. But what is there to review? The Golden Girls LEGO set should get an automatic approval. It’s what Jesus would want. Besides, it would make LEGO the most powerful company in the world and at the same time, productivity would drop by 10,000% since all of us (read: me and only me) would spend every minute of the day playing with this thing.
(To everyone who sent this to me: Thank YOU for being a friend.)