Night Crumbs

April 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Scott Eastwood made this face at the premiere of that Nicholas Sparks movie he’s in. So now you know what Scott Eastwood looks like when he’s taking a dump while coked up as hell. Something tells me that it’s also the same face that many people who go to see his movie will make when they realize that they spent actual money on that shit – Lainey Gossip 

Prince Hot Ginge is too old and too royal for selfie-taking, thankyouverymuch – Celebitchy

Shouldn’t Teen Mom Jenelle learn to read a book before she writes one? Baby steps… – Reality Tea 

Oh, it’s just Lindsay Lohan having fun at the CDC’s annual pool party – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Upton was mad that the dried cum stain on a shag rug known as Uncle Terry released the video that made her famous – IDLYITW

The question is: Are these really pictures of Lindsay Lohan in lingerie if the pictures don’t look like they were Photoshopped by a 2-year-old with arthritis?  – The Superficial 

Dogs who fail at being dogs but win at being comedians – Hollywood Tuna 

Two things: David Archuleta still exists and he’s still a full-time resident of The Closet™ – Towleroad

Sofia Vergara’s jeans are painted on, right? – Hollywood Tuna 

The artiste who created that terrifyingly gorgeous Lucille Ball statue is getting death threats, because you know, that’s what the Internet does – Pajiba

Oh Tom, Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over there – OMG Blog

Where is the Maya Angelou stamp with the famous quote, “Bitch better have my money,” on it, because I’m pretty sure that came from her – Jezebel

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are the Ross and Rachel of our time because they’re on a break – Popsugar

Some call this a fun time subway car party, I call this a nightmare come to life  – The Berry 

Octavia Spencer would like to apologize to all those fans who thought she was a bitch at her book signing by having them over for some of her chocolate pie… – ICYDK

Mischa Barton is suing her mom for stealing her money – Just Jared

There will be 17 more episodes of Arrested Development and what I need to know is how many of those will Liza Minnelli be in? – HuffPo

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