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April 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Lu Lu, the sex machine in a panda’s body who broke his own record for panda fuck times.

I didn’t think I would be writing about panda porn twice in 5 days, but here we are. Lu Lu, a giant stud panda, and his booty call Zhen Zhen broke the record for the longest panda wet hump session at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre when they went at it for 7 minutes and 45 seconds in front of everyone. Kinky hos. That record earned Lu Lu the nickname of “The Enduring Brother.” Most pandas fuck for 30 seconds and if they’re really into it (they cut some Viagra with their bamboo, listen to some Color Me Badd beforehand, etc…) they can go for 5 minutes. Well, Lu Lu took his old record, grabbed it by the hips and fucked the shit out of it. Lu Lu destroyed his old record.

Lu Lu and his new panda lady friend Xi Mei more than doubled his record. Lu Lu is the Sting of pandas! He and Xi Mei went to Fuck Town for 18 minutes. They didn’t even stop to awkwardly pull out a bottle of lube from the nightstand to moisten up their sex parts. They did it for 18 minutes straight. Xi Mei was matched up with a different panda before Lu Lu, but she wasn’t feeling him. She was holding out for the Sex God of the Pandas.

Lu Lu and other pandas are part of a breeding program at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre. If you really want a side of panda porn with your coffee, here’s a clip of Lu Lu and Xi Mei’s marathon fuck party. Lu Lu should definitely teach a course in Panda Sutra, because those horny bitches get into all kinds of positions including side doggy, sit down wheelbarrow and scissoring. This video is really missing the Brazzers tag.

Lu Lu will single-peenedly save the pandas! He’s the panda sex god hero we don’t deserve, but he’s the panda sex god hero we need.

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