Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
Mark this day in Dlisted history! This might be the first time when four humans are competing for the Hot Slut of the Month crown. There are no animals or inanimate objects (Never 4Get Abandoned Couch) in the mix. The pussy community’s 2 month winning streak has come to an end and now it’s time for a human to win FOR ONCE! Below are your 4 choices. The first 3 got the most Facebook likes and the fourth one is my choice.
1. TS Madison – Queen of Vine, trans mogul and one of history’s greatest philosophers whose “Be yourself, bitch” sermon is tattooed on my ass lips. No, no it’s not and not because there’s no room. I just can’t find a tattoo artist who hates themselves enough to do it.
2.Tommy Krångh, the sign language interpreter who set eyelashes on fire with his hot skills during Sweden’s Eurovision finals.
3. Kristin, the sole survivor of one of Jeopardy!’s most pathetic (aka most entertaining) episodes.
4. Anna Allen, the Spanish actress who fooled an entire nation (no, she didn’t) when she Photoshopped pictures of herself at the Oscars. What she lacks in shame, she makes up for in amazing Photoshop skills.
Vote below by clicking on the gaping b-hole next to your pick’s name. The winning Hot Slut will be announced on Friday. Vote with your liiiiiiiiife!