Open Post: A Lustrous Ginger Pearl From The Sea Of Elegance

April 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Doesn’t that picture look exactly like that part in The Little Mermaid when the young, naive, virginal and innocent Ariel washes up on the beach after getting her human legs and Prince Eric finds her, is startled by her beauty and takes her back to his castle? The resemblance is uncanny and no, I haven’t been drinking on a Monday. I’m still drunk from yesterday.

While some of you lazy asses were filling your gluttony holes with Cadbury Creme Egg omelets, refried jelly beans and braised Peeps during Easter brunch, the hardest-working supermodel in the world Phoebe Price was hard at work striking curious poses (as in “the fuck kind of poses are these?“) in Malibu for the cover of Sports Illustrated Liechtenstein: Swimsuit Edition. There wasn’t a dry crotch on the beach when Chicken Cutlets served up several piping hot servings of rotisserie breasts, legs, thighs, wings and tenderloins. PP served up a Boston Market Family Meal #6 for the gods!

Speaking of thirst, the drought would be over if only scientists could find a way to turn peen drool and saliva into useable water. Because these pictures are easily generating billions of gallons of peen drool from cutlet lovers who want a piece of Chicken Cutlets and trillions of gallons of saliva from jealous haters who are spitting mad over PP’s demure beauty. The Ginger Queen of Thirst could literally (yes, literally) save California from thirst!

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