Night Crumbs

Prince Hot Ginge took his ass to Australia for his final tour of duty and while being greeted by the people, he saw a sign he loved so much that it made him prolapse. I definitely know a “my butt fell out” face when I see one. – Lainey Gossip 

Kaley Cuoco denies the divorce rumors that she probably leaked herself because her attention spot hasn’t been scratched lately – Celebitchy

And 3 seconds after seeing this picture, Brandi Glanville punched an Easter Bunny – Reality Tea 

Here’s someone called an Abigail Ratchford washing a car. I’m surprised she didn’t put a dent in that MINI Cooper by rubbing her gigantic titty balls on it – The Superficial 

Bruce Jenner’s 2-hour interview with Diane Sawyer is really happening on April 24th – Towleroad

Adrien Brody can fight the hot all he wants with his choice of clothing, but I still would, now and forever – Hollywood Tuna 

Madonna chews on some jumbo anal beads on the cover of Cosmo – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s Kristen Stewart giving you hipster Emo lumberjack – Popoholic

Anne Hathaway at her Anne Hathaway-est – Pajiba

This video is probably STAGED since everything on the Internet is STAGED but it still sums up most Mondays – The Berry 

My thoughts exactly, dude behind Amber Rose’s blue ball, my thoughts exactly – ICYDK

It’s Monday, so why not lap up some waxed Brazilian man ass with your eyes – OMG Blog

Nina Dobrev is saying goodbye to VD – Just Jared

One millisecond after this staged Easter basket-making picture was taken, Kim Kartrashian got up and made her assistants take over – Jezebel

Tom Cruise was “mobbed” by a bunch of fans (read: Scientologists) who wanted to get close to their idol (read: who were told by David Miscavige to “mob” him while cameras were on them) – Popsugar

Rest in peace, Julie Wilson – Boy Culture

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