Hot Slut Of The Day!

Roger Sterling’s exquisitely magnificent white stache from last night’s mid-season premiere of Mad Men! 

I guess Matthew Weiner really wanted to let us know that the 70s have come to Mad Men in a big way, because nothing tells you that it’s the 70s like Roger Sterling’s long, white stache. When the Sterling stache hit screens, thousands of lady crotches suddenly grew a giant, luscious pube bush and the stained sweats I was wearing suddenly turned into a pair of goldenrod bell bottoms. The 70s are here! The piece in the red knows this and is ready for it. She’s also ready to battle the blond for the chance to take a hot ride on Roger Sterling’s white lightning clit tickler.

On last night’s episode, Ted also worked a mustache that made him look like a sleazy insurance salesman who regularly drives up and down the highway looking for hitchhikers, but the Sterling stache was the true star of the night. That stache made Roger look like a Pimp My Ride version of Colonel Sanders. He looked like the Monopoly Man after the Monopoly Man lost all his money. It’s the perfect stache to have in the 70s, because all the coke granules that don’t make it up his nostrils will blend in. Every few days, he can shake out his stache and probably get another line out of all the coke that got stuck in there.

Here’s another look at this work of beauty. You might want to look at it through a hole in a piece of paper :

John Slattery wouldn’t say if his 70s stache was organically grown or was a stick-on. It better not be naturally grown. I’d be seriously disappointed if it wasn’t made of 99% flammable polyester and 1% Burt Reynolds’ tears.

Pics: AMC