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April 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Bean Bunny, bullied icon and star of one of the greatest Easter TV specials of the 80s!

The Tale of the Bunny Picnic was a Muppet TV special from the mind of Jim Henson that was created in 1986 and played every year during Easter times on HBO, usually. Because the part of my brain that stores memories has been eaten by weed, other drugs and traumatizing images (example: the Fred Durst sex tape), I don’t remember where I watched it but I remember watching it several times. We didn’t have HBO, so I must’ve watched it at the house of one of my friends who were either rich or had a descrambler box.

Anyway, that beautiful mess of a special told the story of Bean Bunny, a slightly annoying, smaller bunny rabbit who wants to help with putting together the great big annual bunny picnic. But Bean Bunny’s asshole piece of trash older brother thinks that he’s too small to help and will only be a bother. None of those bunnies should be talking shit about anybody, because they all look like frazzled meth heads in dire need of a VO5 hot oil treatment.

So, Bean Bunny shuffles into the lettuce patch where he hallucinates about being king of the bunnies (Uh huh, lettuce patch my ass. More like lettucesmokethemarijuanainthispatch patch) and he comes nose-to-nose with a raggedy dog. Bean Bunny runs back to the bunny land to warn all his family and friends about the dog who can eat them all. None of those dumb ass bunny bitches believe him. To make a long ass story shorter, the bunnies find out that the dog is only trying to catch them because his evil ass owner is making him. They all work together to take down the evil farmer. Throw in a giant janky bunny costume, allergies and many musical numbers and that’s the Tale of the Bunny Picnic!

Here’s the opening number, which will be highly entertaining if you’re 6 years old or stoned. It will be beyond highly entertaining if you’re 6 years old AND stoned.

Yup, after watching that opening number again, I can confirm that all those bunnies are fucked up on “lettuces.” You can watch the rest of this Easter jewel here.

Happy Easter, everyone! And if you got a chocolate dildo in your basket today and used it, a Happy Yeaster to you too!

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