I know – that’s an OFFENSIVE amount of body shimmer. No! That’s not the reason people are kicking out chairs and motioning to Kylie Jenner to have a seat today. According to E!, Kim’s slightly irregular outlet mall equivalent pissed off the internet after she decided to Instagram a picture of herself from a recent photo shoot looking a couple shades darker in the skin. Then, to make matters messier, she captioned it: “What I wish I looked like all the time.”
Of course, it didn’t take long before some people started throwing side-eye at what appeared to be Kylie Jenner in So In Style doll drag. So she yanked the picture and uploaded a new one of her looking a little more like herself, then proceeded to swat at everyone accusing her of doing herself up in blackface by describing her look as follows:
“This is a black light and neon lights people lets all calm down.“
Ha! Says the white girl who wears gold grills and goes by Kylizzle. At least now she has an excuse on hand for the next time someone accuses her of injecting too much silicone into her upper lip. “OMG its just lights people lets all calm down.”
I’m sure Kylie was hoping that by replacing the original picture with two different ones from the same photo shoot, everyone would hush up about Kylie trying to not look like Kylie. But I’ll be honest – these new ones aren’t much better. I mean, since when did Kylie Jenner look like a Cylon Centurion stripper from Battlestar Galactica?