Leave it to Beyonce to try to upstage Jesus on HIS weekend. For shame! Today, Beyonce queefed up a brand new video for a song called “Die Without You” on Tidal (pronounced: Fuck Spotify), the Illuminati hypnotizing tool masquerading as a streaming service that Jay-Z and other multi-millionaire artists own a piece of.
The song was probably written by at least 18 writers including Beyonce who should totally get a writing credit since I’m sure the “oooohs” were her idea. Beyonce dedicated the song to Jay-Z, because today is their 7th wedding anniversary. And while yodeling out the song in front of a painting that looks like a pink unicorn’s period, Beyonce threw sex-me eyes at the cameraman who happened to be Jay-Z. The video was released EXCLUSIVELY to Tidal and it was exclusive for about 6 seconds until it was ripped and posted all over the Internet.
And that razor sharp eyebrow arch. Beyonce better watch it, because every time she lifted her brow, that razor sharp arch came dangerously close to cutting a piece of her weave off.
If that video gets yanked down, click here to find one that hasn’t been killed.