While some of us spent our Good Friday eve shoving a Double Double into our eating hole while browsing the “gay homemade” section of PornHub (because that’s how Jesus would want us to spend Good Friday), Professor Amal Clooney spent her night eating fancy things with her husband of 6 months George from Facts of Life. Yes, they made it to 6 months. So tomorrow, make sure you wash your pits and wear your “good” t-shirt, because Jesus will probably make an encore performance to let everyone know that we’ve had a good run, but it’s time for the world to end now that George Clooney’s slut ass has been married for half a year.
George and Amal had dinner at Babbo in NYC and The Daily Mail says that when they left the restaurant, she put on a “leggy display” for the paps. “Leggy display” sounds like a wall of sewed-off legs that the FBI would find in the basement of a serial killer’s house. George Clooney looks like he was putting on a diarrhea display. He looks like he’s singing “gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now” to himself as Amal throws a “thanks for calling the paps for me, sweets” look at the guy holding the door. George Clooney needs to squeeze his cheeks, hold it in and stop rushing through the pap stroll. Amal Clooney did not put on that exquisitely designed drill team costume just so she can rush through that shit. Give her some time to sparkle!
And Amal and George tried it, but that Sprinkler Siamese sign is the star of this picture.