Despite the fact that their relationship was the definition of MESS and that only four months ago he was calling her a Drake-humping ho on Instagram, TMZ says that Chris Brown is trying to woo back his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran after she dumped his ass for making a baby with another chick while they were together. His plan of action? Calling and texting her and her friends non-stop and kissing her ass on social media. Even Amber Rose is like “I dunno, I think you might be coming off a little desperate.”
Sources say that Chris is beyond desperate to get Karrueche back, I guess because he’s striking out with the ladies on CrappyBoyfriendMatch.com or something. But rather than wait it out and hope she starts to miss being the girlfriend of Chris Brown (unlikely), he decided to take the obsessed weirdo route, like using Instagram to cry about how “lonely” he is and to leave compliments on Karrueche’s posts.
Unfortunately, Karrueche still wants nothing to do with him and has been completely ignoring him. Damn, that might be the smartest thing Karrueche Tran has ever done regarding Chris Brown.
I wonder why Chris Brown is so desperate to get Karrueche Tran back? My guess is that he’s trying to line up an experienced baby sitter for when his Baby Mama moves in down the street. I mean, she’d be perfect – if she could put up with Chris Brown’s temper tantrums for all those years, she can definitely handle a cranky baby for a couple hours.