Night Crumbs

April 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Patrick Schwarzenegger’s beard is looking a little janky and no, I don’t mean Miley Cyrus. Although, she’s looking a little janky too – Lainey Gossip

Here’s Daisy Lowe’s nipple knobs and ass crack, because why not? – Drunken Stepfather

Khlozilla might want to pay a visit to the Wookie Plastic Surgery Center to have her ass implants rotated and lifted – Celebitchy

Big Ang has throat cancer – Reality Tea

Ireland Baldwin has Kim Basinger’s body genes and Alec Baldwin’s face genes – The Superficial

It takes Batman a lot of time to get caped crusader beautiful – IDLYITW

Pro-tip: When Billy Eichner gets in your face on the street and offers you a dollar if you tell him what David Letterman should do now that he’s retiring, don’t trust that ho, because he will not give you that dollar! – Towleroad

Jessica Alba is still in a bikini. Still. – Popoholic

Behold, a math teacher who has a lot of time (and graphic skills) on his hands – Hollywood Tuna

Stephanie Pratt still exists – Egotastic!

The Black/Blue Gold/White dress is out and Marilyn Einstein is in! – SOW

Kendrick Lamar and his high school sweetheart are getting married – Popsugar

Full-time troll and part-time rapper Azealia Banks wants you to know that she wants to fuck the president – Jezebel

You know you’re thirsty when you hit picture #20 and practically glue your eyes to the screen to see as much of his peen as possible – The Berry

My guess is Donatella Versace in a fat (according to her) suit – Pajiba

The moment when a 12-year-old kid hits puberty hard after putting his head on Nicki Minaj’s tits – Jezebel



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