Michelle Obama Is Mom Dancing With Jimmy Fallon Again

April 3, 2015 / Posted by:

In honor of the 5 year anniversary of her Let’s Move! campaign (not to be confused with the Bitch You Need To Move More guilt trip my doctor gives me after seeing how light headed I get during the lung capacity test part of my yearly physical), Michelle Obama made an appearance on The Tonight Show last night to perform Part 2 of the Evolution of Mom Dancing with Jimmy Fallon. Once again, Jimmy Fallon slipped into some bitchy PTA mom drag, but it looks like he forgot to tuck. Or maybe that’s just part of the drag? It’s not a penis, it’s a bundle of Meadowcrest Elementary pencils she swiped from the staff room when no one was looking.

I’m not a mom type, but I can totally relate to the “One Move Behind In Zumba Class”. I signed up for a Zumba class once because – I have no idea why, I think I was drunk at the time – and that shit was HARD. It’s like Dance Dance Revolution on crack. I think I spent most of the class trying to grape vine to the exit door. Yes, it took me the whole class. Grape vines are confusing!

And I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I will definitely be busting out at least 4 or 5 of these moves after I get Good Friday drunk on wine. It’s what Jesus would have wanted.

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