Hollywood committed a highly illegal sin in 1995 when Full House went off the air and they didn’t immediately give the show’s only major star Kimmy Gibbler her own spin-off show where she goes off to NYC and works as a nanny for a gold-plated rich bitch and moves in with a future Broadway star who is obsessed with Cats (they didn’t have Lion King on Broadway then). They could’ve called it The Unbreakable Kimmy Gibbler. They fucked up majorly, but they have finally righted that wrong.
TVLine says that Full House has joined the really long list of shows being rebooted. Netflix is expected to order 13 episodes of Fuller House, which will star Andrea Barber as KIMMY GIBBLER!!! and Candace Cameron Bure as that whiny character nobody cares about. Some of the other Full Housers will guest star on that shit and John Stamos is going to get an executive producer credit.
Fellow Full House vets John Stamos, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier are being eyed to make guest appearances, with Stamos having a producer role, as well. The project is being shepherded by the original show’s creator, Jeff Franklin, who will exec-produce alongside Thomas L. Miller and Robert L. Boyett (both of whom also EP’d the original).
Here’s my prediction for Fuller House:
Kimmy Gibbler is the richest person in San Francisco who made her fortune from reinventing the scrunchie. She bought the Tanner’s house and let them all move back in because she felt sorry for their broke asses.
DJ Tanner married Steve, but only a few months into the marriage she realized that she can’t stop lying to herself. She came out as a lesbian, quit her job as an administrative assistant at a low-level PR company and now devotes her time to being a pro-marriage equality activist and feminist. (Dear writers, please do this to Candace Cameron Bure.)
Stephanie Tanner runs a meth lab in the basement without Kimmy Gibbler knowing and she uses Mr. Bear to smuggle the bad shit across the boarder into Canada.
Michelle died, but her ghost still haunts the Tanner house. If the Olsens guest star, this the only way to explain their current day appearance.