Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 2, 2015 / Posted by:

Nothing says “good morning” like a giant serving of memaw twat.

Madonna, meet your new idol and my new idol: 80-year-old Shirley Andrews, a true Hot Slut and fuck film star. While many grandmas spend their days attacking brats with switches and nibbling on caramel squares as they watch their stories, Horny Shirley loves to spend her days riding young peen and smearing Werther’s Originals-scented lube on her seasoned puss before riding yet another young peen. Shirley got into the porn game when she was 73 and she claims that she’s fucked around 1,000 dudes ranging in age from 18 and up. So yeah, look down at that spoon stuck in your microwave oatmeal. That’s what a close-up in one of Shirley’s porns look like and I know that because I may or may not have found one on Google.

Shirley was just one of the horny memaws featured on Nanna Love: Fifty Shades of Granny, which splattered against TV screens in the UK last night. Fifty Shades of Granny was their version of TLC’s Extreme Cougar Wives and it also starred former HSOTD Marjorie McCool and cougar hunter and porn star Kyle Jones. Kyle Jones is the pass around patty of the cougar world, because he’s done them all. Because he’s been in more grannies than a Fleet enema, Kyle Jones knows his nana ass and says that Shirley’s ass is his favorite. Shirley’s vagina should really be declared a national historical site.

Here’s the trailer for Fifty Shades of Granny and let me just remind you that these memaws are probably getting more dick than you:

Shirley is spending her Metamucil phase of life getting young dick, she could easily play Judge Judy in a porn parody and she has a pair of exquisite BIC pen eyebrows. If you’re still not convinced that she should be one of your heroes, the “Gangbang Queen” tattoo on her tit may seal the deal.

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All hail the Gangbang Queen!

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