Her last name is Twigs, right?
During a conversation with Vulture (via Popsugar) about music and stuff, the godfather of Auto-Tune T-Pain said that he listens to a lot of FKA Twigs for inspiration and when he was asked if he’s working on her next album, he dropped a bomb that will make the Robsten fangirls scream until their tonsils rip off, fly out of their mouths and wiggle on the floor. A window in my bedroom just broke and I’m pretty sure it was from the pressure of the high-pitched wail that Nutty Madam let out all the way from England. T-Pain just casually let it be known, that you know, FKA Twigs is engaged to ol’ Patty, no big deal:
Will FKA Twigs be on your new album?
Well, the first time we even met each other, we met in the studio. Her music’s changed a lot since then. But she’s on tour so much, and anytime I call her, she’s in a different place. And she’s engaged now, so that’s about to be a whole other thing. [Laughs.]
Wait, she’s engaged? That’s news to me.
Yeah, to ol’ Patty [Robert Pattinson]. I don’t know if she wanted anybody to know that …
Couldn’t T-Pain have waited, because the Internet is barely starting to rebuild itself after it was nearly destroyed from that Zayn news. But seriously, I don’t think the Robsten fan girl wing of mental hospitals need to make room for new patients just yet. I’m sure those crazies haven’t totally lost it, because they probably think this could be a prank and they’re furiously refreshing Vulture until they see the words “UPDATE: APRIL FOOLS’!” Or they’re gathering evidence to prove their theory that FKA Twigs is holding one of the unicorns from ol’ Patty’s enchanted forest hostage and is making him marry her.
And here’s some pictures of FKA Twigs wearing a gold ring on THAT FINGER at the Alexander McQueen exhibit last month. It’s either ‘shopped or she, Vulture and T-Pain have been working on this elaborate prank for a long time! Obviously.