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March 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Panty Creamer of the Day: A beefy Billy Idol-looking ass Robbie Williams bent over, horned up, making a butt queef face and sticking his mic into an imaginary b-hole in Paris. Yes, yes, I’d hit it and by “it” I mean Robbie, not the mic. Okay, the mic too. – Lainey Gossip 

My favorite philosopher Megan Fox isn’t dumb and uneducated, okay? The PhD certificate in deep thinking she printed herself from says otherwise, bitches  – Celebitchy

Gigi Hadid was in Ad Week and that’s great and everything, but when is my favorite child of a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Giggy Vanderpump, finally going to get the modeling career he deserves?  – Drunken Stepfather

This is what Rumer Willis’ ass looks like in a bootleg “Brit Brit in Toxic” jumpsuit, in case you were wondering – Egotastic! 

Our Lady of Cheetos is a true fine literature lover who only picks the finest classics to read for Daddy Spears to read to her – WWTDD

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WIGS and NeNe Leakes are trying to be the Nicole Richie and Parasite Hilton of 2015 – Reality Tea 

Disney is doing a live-action Mulan movie and watch them cast Kristen Stewart in the title role – Jezebel

Hugh Hefner ran an underground pussy railroad under the Playboy Mansion – The Superficial

Um, excuse me while I find out whose dick I have to suck to get into University College London. (Please tell me the answer is: the mathematical modeling lecturer) – Towleroad

Hannibal Buress definitely left a mark on that heckler – Hollywood Tuna

Taylor Swift is such copy cat trash, because I wore that same exact outfit to Target the other week – Popoholic

Goodbye to productivity! Not that productivity and I spent that much time together anyway – OMG Blog

Here’s something for those of you hos who are into man bun porn – The Berry

Vanessa Hudgens used to throw death glares at Zac Efron’s fan girls, because she wasn’t about to be replaced as his main beard – Popsugar

NBC is doing The Wiz as their next live musical and my dream cast is Basement Baby as Dorothy, La Toya Jackson as Glinda and Quween on the Scene (whatever happened to her?) as Evilene – HuffPo

Robin Williams’ wife and kids have ten days to figure out who gets what before their fight is completely aired out in court – ICYDK

I read this headline as “Scott Eastwood on Dad Clint: ‘He Doesn’t Give Hand Jobs'”Just Jared

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