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March 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Scientology’s hilarious “We Stand Tall” music video.

Because I was busy scooting my sloppy ass across the East Coast this weekend, I didn’t get to see HBO’s crazy and creepy Scientology documentary Going Clear until last night. What’s crazy to me is that a multi-million dollar cult was born from some sci-fi pulp fiction books. I mean, if a multi-million dollar cult was born from Jackie Collins’ Lucky Santangelo series, that would make sense to me, because those books are actually hot. Shit, I’d probably be in that cult. I’d probably be the Spanky Taylor of Santangelology. What’s also crazy to me is that Radio Shack declared bankruptcy. Scientology probably spends millions upon millions on buying wires to make their stupid E-Meter cans with and to tap people’s phones, so you’d think that as long as they lived, Radio Shack would live.

A piece of Going Clear was spent on Scientology trying to get out of paying taxes and their long, shady fight with the IRS. In the late 70s, the FBI seized tons of documents from Scientology and the IRS later determined that the Cult of L. Ro owed $1 billion in taxes and they refused to give them church status. Scientology fought back by ordering thousands of their members to sue the IRS for not giving them church status. Thanks to their grifting and bullying ways, the IRS agreed to wave away the billion dollar bill and agreed to give them church status if their members dropped the lawsuits. I’m surprised Scientology hasn’t opened up an accounting firm where they terrorize the IRS until the IRS agrees to wave their clients’ tax bill. Everyone would go to them! H&R Block, who?

To celebrate making the IRS their bottom bitch, Scientology shat up a music video in 1990 that was like a “We Are The World” from the deep depths of Hell. The video shows some of the high-ranking bridge queens singing some shitty song in between shots of their brainwashed members smiling. Hmmmm, I wonder why they didn’t include footage of some their members getting beaten while doing hard labor?

Come for the bizarre creepiness, stay for the 90s fashions:

I bet Tommy Girl hums that song every time he slips on his favorite pair of big boy heels. Fun Fact: When that midget overlord David Miscavige stands tall, he’s about as tall as you when you slouch while on your knees.

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