After Harrison Ford pulled a Pepaw Goes Down by crash landing his itsy bitsy plane on a golf course in L.A. on March 5th, his son said he was doing okay and I figured that the nurses just poured some vodka on his wounds, shined up his earring and sent him on his way. But Harrison Ford was broke off and tore off after that crash. Harrison had to spend over 3 weeks in the hospital getting himself back together. I know, who knew a 72-year-old would have to nibble on tapioca pudding in the hospital for over 21 days after he nearly broke all his bones from going BOOM on the ground. I just hope that Angelica from one of my favorite Harrison Ford movies Six Days, Seven Nights visited him in the hospital and did her hot exotic dance of seduction for him. And yes, I know that I’ll probably be forced to spend 21 days in the mental hospital for admitting that Six Days, Seven Nights is one of my favorite Harrison Ford movies.
UsWeekly says that Harrison was sent home sometime late last week. A source said that Harrison busted his pelvis and ankle. He will continue to get treatment at a rehab facility.
As for Harrison’s old ass plane, a source say that a beagle wearing a red scarf picked it up from the junkyard. That plane is finally with its rightful owner and now Snoopy can really get that Red Baron.