Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 30, 2015 / Posted by:

This puppy-loving tiny monkey!

I don’t know why this happens or keeps on happening, but it’s Monday again. Until we as a society stop this from happening and get rid of Monday forever, Mondays will continue to fuck with us. But then again, if we got rid of Mondays, Tuesday would become the new Monday. Whatever, what I’m getting at is that since Monday is here to fart on all of our souls and I’ll be in an airplane for a huge chunk the day, I figured we could all use a video of a capuchin monkey covering a litter of brand new fresh-out-of-the-cooch puppies with love, kisses and more love. That little monkey with a Jude Law hairline doesn’t know what to do with all those PUPPEHS!

Now you know that if you ever want a neck massage from a little monkey, just disguise yourself as a puppy. This video is like Prozac-infused weed and I’ll awwww over it until some Debbie Downer bitch comes in and says that puppies have a special kind of dandruff on them that capuchin monkeys are deathly allergic to or that capuchins eat puppies and that little monkey is just massaging the meat.

And I’m going to need an extended director’s cut of this video, because I need to know what happens after that monkey throws a, “Okay, so I pet them, massaged them, kissed them and picked their fleas, so now what?” look.

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